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1st..... I got T-Boned in my friends, mom's, 2008, Blue, 3.5L V6, supercharged, Ford Fusion. Wheel well smashed and hardly drivable....
2nd..... learned the hard way that 4 girls, 1 guy, 2 beds, and a small room is only a good idea on paper....
3rd..... Mega phones are entertaining and they are also responsible for disturbance of what was left in the way of peace in the city.....
4th..... Drunk girl (not 1 of the 4 in my room) + 10th floor balcony + cement ground at the bottom = bad ending for a drunk child
5th..... Poop will explode in a microwave and get you evicted from a condo......so will throwing furniture and chandlers out a window
6th..... It is possible to piss into a pool from 9 stories high
7th..... When they say no drinking on the beach, they actually mean place a beer pong table every 100 feets and bear bongs every 50
8th..... Playing volley ball with no net, just two poles, leads to many drunken arguments.
9th.... dolphins attack when approached by drunk people
10th..... Screaming shark on a beach is like screaming bomb on a plane.....dont do it
11th..... Tiny girl + half of a 5th of
12th..... the beach carried more shoes that fit me at night than the shoe store does during the day
13th..... if its in a red cup, drink it up
14th..... car accidents cause you to be famous
15th..... mardi gras may be on fat tuesday but its party gras the rest of the year
16th..... playing the piano in a bar at 5am is also a viable way to receive beads.
17th..... 16 year olds will do anything for beads
18th..... Mopeds are AWESOME!!!!
19th..... 4 miles seams a lot long to walk on the beach than it does on the road
20th..... Don't drink four loco
So that was my experience for spring break 2012, how was yours?
